I called home from the store, "How big is the turkey in the refrigerator?"
Fernie, "About as big as Mark's head."
Me..."I meant how many pounds!?"
"It's the 12 days of Christmas...Oooooon the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeEEEE...now someone needs to remind me to sing the second day tomorrow and then the third day the day after that...."
"LOOK! It's a search helicopter wagging its light around...ooooOOOR... its an oddly placed light house." (on our drive home up into the foothills -- no where near the ocean)
"Oooooon the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeEEEE" Sings and stops - I can see where this is going.
Overstimulated plus bored equals BBQ sauce art at Sizzler
You know when people take two fingers and point to their eyes and then your eyes to indicate that they are watching you? Well, Hunter for a long time has used three fingers to himself and two to everyone else insisting, jokingly, that he has an invisible third eye. Needless to say this hat was the perfect Christmas gift for our three eyed boy. That evening he announced that with the hat on he is a, "hexoclops"
The Ninth Day of Christmas ADHD style!