1. No thanks, I don't like not having control.
2. No thanks, I have to study.
3. No thanks, I have better things to do than get drunk.
4. No thanks, alcohol smells bad.
5. No thanks, I don't really see the vanity in getting drunk, naked, and spending the next day on a bathroom floor vomiting my guts out.
6. No thanks, I still have a shred of self respect and integrity I'm gonna just keep that intact thank you.
7. No thanks, I don't enjoy associating with people of such minute intelligence and to be around such idiots when you participate in these heinous acts of idiocy would place me at the same level as you.
8. No thanks, my uncle just got drunk the other day he ended up half way to the Sierra-Nevada's wearing nothing but his stupidity on the back of a black and white spotted pony reciting the pledge of allegiance to a gold fish he bought at a Wal-Mart somewhere along the way.
9. No thanks, I think you're an idiot.10. No thanks, you're ugly. I hope you get alcohol poisoning and die, and maybe then the world would be a better place without your idiocracy darkening the door of my life!
Her teacher gave her 100% indicating that her personal favorites were #8 and #10