1. No thanks, I don't like not having control.
2. No thanks, I have to study.
3. No thanks, I have better things to do than get drunk.
4. No thanks, alcohol smells bad.
5. No thanks, I don't really see the vanity in getting drunk, naked, and spending the next day on a bathroom floor vomiting my guts out.
6. No thanks, I still have a shred of self respect and integrity I'm gonna just keep that intact thank you.
7. No thanks, I don't enjoy associating with people of such minute intelligence and to be around such idiots when you participate in these heinous acts of idiocy would place me at the same level as you.
8. No thanks, my uncle just got drunk the other day he ended up half way to the Sierra-Nevada's wearing nothing but his stupidity on the back of a black and white spotted pony reciting the pledge of allegiance to a gold fish he bought at a Wal-Mart somewhere along the way.
9. No thanks, I think you're an idiot.
10. No thanks, you're ugly. I hope you get alcohol poisoning and die, and maybe then the world would be a better place without your idiocracy darkening the door of my life!Her teacher gave her 100% indicating that her personal favorites were #8 and #10
3 comments:
Cracking UP at #8. I might have to use that somehow, but I'm not sure how.
Reading the list of "you might be ADHD if" makes me wondered if I was just never diagnosed ;)
Oh, and when I read 6160, the New 5150, I about fell out of my chair laughing. That's awesome.
Thank you so much for your feedback!
I have learned a lot about blogging over the last couple months - not the least of which is that it is not as interactive as I thought it would be. I like interaction! So hearing back from people about what they enjoyed on the site makes my day!
Reading your blogs is seriously one of the things I look forward to most when I am on the computer! I love you guys! p.s. We will hopefully be visiting Fresno in the fall, we will have to get together again :)
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